How to Be Rich in California
California, you’re so hot. Bridgeport You’ve got it all: redwoods, rocky peaks, hot springs, coastlines, farmland, foothills, food, dance, deserts, cities, and secret subcultures. Pacifica You’re so hot, and you’re so expensive. Who can afford to live with you? Even friends with multiple-six-figure salaries tell me they’re just scraping by, living your dream. Davis But I’ve found one way to be rich within you, California: by laying no claim and establishing no residence. By enjoying you as a visitor, a traveler, a starry-eyed prospector of awe and wonder. South Lake Tahoe For the past seven we
Jul 27, 2026
California, you’re so hot. Bridgeport You’ve got it all: redwoods, rocky peaks, hot springs, coastlines, farmland, foothills, food, dance, deserts, cities, and secret subcultures. Pacifica You’re so hot, and you’re so expensive. Who can afford to live with you? Even friends with multiple-six-figure salaries tell me they’re just scraping by, living your dream. Davis But I’ve found one way to be rich within you, California: by laying no claim and establishing no residence. By enjoying you as a visitor, a traveler, a starry-eyed prospector of awe and wonder. South Lake Tahoe For the past seven we